headcanon for moirails i guess

sadisticlernaean:

so i see a ton of people bash the whole ‘rails with pails’ idea and that really doesn’t make sense to me because i don’t think these people ever spent the time to think about in what instance it could make perfect sense and not just be used for smut reasons?

As in

-it’s time for the drones to come around but you don’t have anything to submit since you don’t have a kismesis or matesprit, but you have a moirail who doesn’t want to see you die because your lack of banging where there you go.

-you don’t know anything about sex but your moirail knows quite a bit and are happy to teach you so that you won’t know nothing your first time with your matesprit or kismesis.

-moirails are supposed to calm down each other, and well, some people can easily be calmed down in sexual ways such as stress or irritation, and since a moirail would only want what’s best for the other that could be the best solution.

-maybe they just like banging, nothing wrong with that.

I just see a lot of people bashing the whole thing and like, I don’t know why, because there’s a lot of help that can come from it.

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.